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There I was, at ease, lying in the dental hygienist’s chair. That should have been my first red flag. I was at ease. I was comfortable, conversation and laughs flowing back and forth between me and the dental hygienist who is a sweetheart. The more she said how funny I was, the more laughs we had.

 

After my teeth had been cleaned, in walks my dentist to check the panorama film that had been taken and to take a quick peek into my mouth. Standing next to me and of course looking down at me, he asks, “How is everything?”

 

Out of my mouth pops, “Well, Doc, it looks from where I’m at like you are up and I am down and we both are hanging for now.” The moment, and I mean the moment I said those words I turned bright beet red down to the roots of my hair. With face aflame I realized the sexual innuendos of what had just come flying out of my mouth. Of course, I did not mean my words in that context but….

 

Being very fair of skin, the blush was very evident. How I wanted to crawl under that chair I was laying on as acute embarrassment bit me you know where! With burning face, I forced myself to blip over what was just said to continue the conversation, asking my dentist how the biking is going. And act as though nothing out of the unusual happened even if my face was on fire!

 

Such is life. Especially with me, that is. And I’ll be, I can still blush! Dear heavens I didn’t know! Sometimes I’m clueless as to what comes out of my mouth. It’s just there. Blah. And it’s out. Blame that on my cats. They know how to be themselves and in being with them, I’ve learned how to be just me. You could say I’ve left the games behind whether others like it or not. For the most part, people warmly accept me for who I am. Even when I blush. ☺️

And here are the rest of the images I edited for you. Click on first image to enter gallery. Enjoy this spectacular display of Mother’s Artistry.

All those boot prints in the snow are mine as I was taking pictures …
How cool this is! This picture was taken in the morning of my next door neighbor’s property.
I just LOVE the contrast in this.
Early morning this was taken on our other neighbor’s property.
Another early morning shot with me standing in our backyard looking east.

Photography/ “Oopsie”/ January 2019©AmyRose Photography
http://www.herladypinkrose.wordpress.com

75 thoughts on “Oopsie”

    1. I think they are gorgeous, Rabirius. We’ve had snow the past couple of days and everything has been coated white. Winter Magic!! Glad you enjoyed!! Have a great weekend!! 😁

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  2. Hysterical….I still say it is time for mental telepathy as words seem to constantly get us in trouble these days…Your experience made me remember back years ago when I had dental work done and the guy was giving me laughing gas. I had never had it before and it freaked me out, the feeling it gave me, almost as if I was falling and I reached out frantically to hold on only I ended up grabbing the poor guy in a very delicate place…Talk about embarrassing…Oh well…What will be will be. Great pictures of winter. Well done AR! Now I’m ready for spring…..Hugs…VK ❤

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    1. LOL@VK regarding your story! Oh my! How funny!! I had no laughing gas, mind you to blame for the blah that came from my mouth. Believe it or not, I’m really enjoying Winter this year. Who me? Yes me. Perhaps by March I’ll change my tune! Happy Weekend, dear friend!! (((HUGS)))! 💖

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    1. Laughter lightens the spirit tremendously, and I’ve learned how to laugh at myself. Believe me, the whoppers that come out of my mouth ….. LOL. SO glad you enjoyed this post!! Happy Weekend! 😂

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  5. Great story Amy! Seriously, only you at the dentist could be coming up with something like that! 😎😷 Too funny! I love snow scapes, they are my favorite of all time photos. I don’t know why, maybe because I always feel magic when it first snows. It lights up my heart. Your shots are wonderful, and since there is no snow here for me to relish in – I’ll keep on enjoying yours!! Have a great weekend!!

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    1. Thank you, Donna!! I’ve learned to laugh at myself and NOT to take myself too seriously. I LOVE to make others laugh, and that is exactly what I did with my dental hygienist. As for the embarrassing moment ….. I could have very well done without that but …. who knew I could still blush? Teehee …… I too really LOVE the snow especially when everything is all white. I’m really enjoying myself this Winter, dear friend, a new first for me!! Happy Weekend!! ☺️💝😁

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  6. That is funny. I did not pick whether the Doc. is a He or She. I hope the Doc. took it well as a light matter. I would say that is not to worry.

    These are awesome winter scene just as those post cards!

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  8. Beautiful photos. Great story. Reminds of a joke where a woman was lying in the dentist chair full of anxiety about having a cavity filled. The dentist comes in and asks how she’s doing. She tells him “Oh! I don’t know. I think I’d rather got through labor to have another baby than have my teeth worked on.” The dentist replied “Well. Make up your mind so I can adjust the chair!”

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  10. 😂😂 thank you so much for the wonderful photos and the great story! Oh I laughed so much because it has my name and my siliness writen all over it! The blush! Oh how I wish I could have a remote control for it!😂😂😂🙏😉💕

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    1. LMAO!!! Oh yeah, that blush! And now that I do NOT wear any makeup it is very obvious when it does happen. Even my ears get hot. OH my gosh! 😂😂😂 And you are SO welcome for the photos. I LOVE to share my JOY! Happy Weekend, friend! 💞

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    1. LOL Good to know I made you laugh, Dan. Ya never know what may come flying out of my mouth. LOL And yes I am having such a glorious time this Winter! I’ve got the clothes to keep me warm and so out I go as much as I can. Have a great weekend!! 😁

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    1. LOL I’m just so used to saying everything off the cuff without the pressure of “oh-oh better not say that cuz blah blah blah” that when I do get talking, what comes out of me amazes even me. LOL I’m real all right. Teehee ….. Happy Weekend! 😂

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  16. Look on the bright side. In England, nobody would have seen the slightest bit of innuendo in what you said.
    More importantly, they are wonderful photographs of the desolation of winter., especially the second one of the whole lot, with the effect of fog or mist.

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    1. John, some of these images were taken in the morning when it was snowing outside. I had a towel slung over my camera to keep it dry. I LOVE the effect falling snow has. Thank you for noticing. You are the first one to do so!! And as for what happened at the dentist … whatever! LOL 😁

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    1. Nico, there was no way he could have missed my flaming face. Too funny! And thank you on my photography. I am having so much fun out in the snow this year! Much Peace to you and Many Blessings! 💞

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  19. What a winter landscape Amy, the beauty in its intricacies of lacework, shapes and just outright amazement at what a winter can do. And believe it or not, I was stunned by the photo where the red tractor stood out to break that all white scenery, it was somehow magic among the magic. I think it was letting me know that the world was still there….waiting 😀
    Maybe that was a symbol of a flaming red face on the dentists chair, spirit was talking to you through your camera? 😀 ❤

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    1. I am SO happy you are enjoying, Mark, my white playground of late. It is amazing what Winter can do, for it transform all that is around. Thank you for saying something about the photograph you pointed out. I stood looking at this amazing portrait that Mother painted for a LONG time. Without those red tractors, you would have thought the image was a Black and White one. Nope. And perhaps those two tractors represented my flaming cheeks? LOL Too funny!! Teehee ….. Much Love to you! 💞

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    1. LOL Imagine that, me in his book. Too funny! I’m sure he can tell some stories. LOL And I thank you on my winter scenes. I’ve been having so much fun lately, Eliza. The JOY!! ☃️☃️☃️

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    1. I’m the furthest thing from paranoid. As for media, I avoid it. In my own way of thinking, there were sexual innuendos in what I said. I also happen to blush when embarrassed. And that’s as it is with me. 💝

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  26. Hahaha! Oh, Amy, I blushed WITH you, I swear! I didn’t think of the sexy until you did, and then I blushed. I do the same. I say the darnedest things. And I blush beet red instantly. I think though, the world needs us clowns 😀 We keep it light. xo

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    1. OMG! I laughed so hard knowing you are so much like me. You poor woman! LOL Blah syndrome. Yeah I know how to laugh and I’m sure others get a kick out of you and me. Glad you laughed and reacted just like I did. Too funny! I was SO red my ears were red. 😂😂😂

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  28. You can’t be held accountable for what you say in the dental chair, Amy Rose. 😀More importantly, your black and whites are superb. The tonal quality and the clarity are excellent and your editing is done with a deft touch.

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    1. I would say I am really alive, Irene. That blush said it all. LOL I’m sure all those who witnessed it got a kick out of it. Oops. And thank you about my snowscapes. I am for the first time really enjoying Winter. (((HUGS)))!! ☃️☃️☃️

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    1. Teehee …. I like you blush to the point my ears flame hot red as well as my chest and neck. Yes I have a unique sense of humor as both life and my cats have taught me NOT to take myself so seriously …. and laugh at me. (with me) SO glad you laughed. This was written for that very Intention. 😂😂😂

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      1. I went to a writers’ conference and somehow, do not ask me how, I got my arms (knobby elbows) stuck between the slats on my chair back, both elbows! For several minutes, I tried to secretly wriggle free, but I could Not get out. Eventually I had to ask for help. That stopped the whole conference, while everyone tried to figure out how the heck I’d become stuck and how to get me free. I was so red-faced that I was sweating. It was embarrassing to say the least! But I also couldn’t stop laughing. Yeesh! Lol.

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    1. I’m so glad you enjoy coming here, Michael. I do try my best not to fall into posting like posts all the time so I like to mix things up a bit. We can tend to fall into a trend or get stuck on a wheel that just goes round and round. Life is so interesting and that is no exception to me. Ha!! I have no choice but to blush. That is a part of me. LOL 😉

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    1. I never know what may come flying out of my mouth, Julie. Blame those darn cats of mine. I’m just so used to talking off the top of my head and so continue to do so in life. LOL I thank you so much for telling me how much you enjoyed my pictures. 💞

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